‘Sex is like money; only too much is enough.’ – John Updike.
Has anyone ever joined the mile high club? Or had sex in the bathroom of their favorite bar? Ever wonder if you could get away with a quickie in the office?
So many people are obsessed with spicing up their love life. Whether it’s because you’ve been in a relationship for years and need some new excitement or you’re just starting out and can’t keep your hands off one another, sex in public places can be the extra little tingle you’ve been missing.
Don’t get me wrong, I have no issues with saving it for the bedroom. There’s plenty of excitement to be had in between the sheets…BUT sometimes “adventure” calls. This past week I’ve asked several of my friends about their most exciting places for the dirty deed outside the privacy of their home, and… Bar bathroom (guess whisky does make you friskey) Hotel balcony (some people like to watch the sun come up from their balconies…others prefer a “full moon”) Airplane business class seats (miles well spent) Dressing room…Barney’s to be exact (sometimes it’s really hard to zip up the back of a dress…or zip down) Yacht (acres away) Hot tub (in between the bubbles, in between the sheets…tomayto or tomahto) Pool (doing laps for cardio is so last season) Beach (with sunblock of course…gotta be responsible) Park (everyone loves their “hotdogs”) Parking lot (sometimes it’s really hard to find your car, and you just need to clear your head) Side of the road (safety first) Penn State football field (school spirit) Lifeguard stand (Baywatch dreams) Movie theater (definitely rated R) Phone booth (hello operator) Cab (good thing there’s a partition…sort of) Train (late night express) Now I’m certain everyone has a fond memory or two of their own adventure in one or two (or three or four or more) of the above locations. If you don’t, I greatly encourage you to make a “bucket list.” In fact there’s plenty of apps that will allow you to make amazing memories and stories of your own… On the more expensive side, you can officially join the mile high club thanks to the Love Cloud. This amazing Vegas “sightseeing” concierge company allows you to do as your heart desires while you fly up, up and away (well over the Vegas strip but still totally counts). Other options include hotel style risky business thanks to The Standard. Already known as the hotel that allows people to “showcase” their business through their unique windows, The Standard now offers $99 room rates last minute. The One Night Standard App (love that name) is slightly a gamble as you have to book it the day of the night you check in (3pm to be exact) for only $99 (can’t beat that price), BUT you won’t know the type of room you’re getting until you show up. It may be an extra fancy suite or a standard room (which at The Standard is never is standard). With apps like these, who needs to sneak around…BUT if you do chose to simply sneak, Fleur Du Mal got your back. The ever so talented and creative minded Jennifer Zuccarini has created a panty just for the occasion. Lets just say, it’s missing a bit of material (check it out HERE…and buy a damn pair…maybe two) for easier access and maneuvering for those last minute naughty decisions in the backroom (it’s simply strategic to have a pair girls). I’m not speaking from personal experience (this is where that winking face, tongue out emoji comes into play), but I do have it on good authority that they work majestically. Enjoy!